1)A not so well known street name for marijuana; derived from Tommy Seitz.

2) The action of smoking marijuana, usually chronic. (past tense-seitzed)

3) Seitzed-The state of mind of being high or stoned from smoking the chronic.
1) That's some chronic seitz.
2) You got that seitz?
3) Let's seitz.
4) We seitzed the seitz.
5) We were so seitzed we ate everything.
by TommySeitz March 9, 2009
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Running late to a meeting because someone can't stop talking to you.
Where is David? I don't know, he's probably getting seitzed again!
by DangerMouse52 September 17, 2021
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a salty noob who is a complete loser. this fag is such a pussy. he is fat pp sucker with no life. who honestly likes this loser nerd.
ew its charly seitz he is so lame and has no life. what a salty noob
by dirkmfdiggler December 11, 2018
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When your supervisor is 30 minutes late wrapping up their previous meeting... meaning you have been waiting for them to join yours for 30 minutes.
Hopefully we can get this meeting completed on time. Not looking great, we're getting seitzed and haven't even started yet.
by mtheoryx February 6, 2020
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A sick YouTuber who makes really funny videos and is not a pussy?
Chick: Hey, did you see the new video Ben Seitz just posted? He is very hot.
Andrew Tate: What color is his Bugatti?
by Not Ben Seitz August 21, 2022
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When walking around the lease pull up crews for pointless meetings, anytime you’re having a pretour make up LFI’s about your mates losing limbs, dying and when talking about rigging really act like you know what your talking about when in reality you have no fucking clue. If the boys are working and doing a good job get out of your office and be a complete wanker like the fuckhead you are because your 40 years old and still in the closet
Today i really fucked so many cunts day because i was a wanker, i felt like such a michael seitz
by December 12, 2022
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